Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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