Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Two english guys meet at work

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

A mans opinion.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

What time is it? 10:58

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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