Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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women's rights

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Anti Joke

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