What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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girls lacrosse

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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