knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

A: B: No pun intended.

Jesus was a good guy

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

ugh good riddance

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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