"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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shea kisses a girl

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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women's rights

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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