- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

so dont touch it.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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