- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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