- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

poop is very very yummy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Penis.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

so dont touch it.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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