What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Women.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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