There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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a potato flew around my room

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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