Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

whats 2+2? math.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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