A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

So. The gays. ...

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

no

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

soccor

Knock, knock. *answers door*

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Anti Joke

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