A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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