- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

0 + 0 = 0

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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