Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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I'm taken

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Canada AYY

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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