- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Nock Nock It's open.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

im black

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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