Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

split your ass cheek

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

thumb_up thumb_down -29

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops