- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Chicken penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Your mom.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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