There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

I can't see my forehead

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

colby doesnt shave

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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