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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Your Mom.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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