Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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my shift key is broken1

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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