- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

my friend is gay hes gay

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Mrs. Welsh

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

The Pope

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

ass in my face ? no

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