What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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i like pie.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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