In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Wy did the chicken?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

lol a man is drowning

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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