Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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The Game.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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