- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

The BCS

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Your all fags

Potassium? K.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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