how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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