What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Welcome to die!

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Cancer.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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