I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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PENIS

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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shauns beautiful

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Women's rights

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