- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat...

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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