- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

I'm a raging homosexual.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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