So, same time tomorrow then?

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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hi

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Netflix and chill

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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