Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Roey Jegen

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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matty russel are you on here

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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crap!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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