DESERT

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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