Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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