Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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