- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

whats a willy? -brock

one day i went to bed

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

People Order Our Patties

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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