- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

obama

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Ron Paul for President!

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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