- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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