Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Xzibit

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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