How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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