Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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giddy goat

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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