knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Get in the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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