The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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