Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Harry Styles

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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