whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Matty B

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

You are Nerochan right?

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