- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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