why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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