- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

girls basketball

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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