- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Michael Brown

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Bloody kids ...

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

where are you?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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