Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Melbourne Football Club.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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GONNA

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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