Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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