Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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I am on a escalator.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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