- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

^that joke a piece of shit

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

hey bill!

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

why is john so fat years of over eating

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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