- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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