Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Drunk irish man

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Fiats

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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