- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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