- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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