What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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