Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Kelly Clarkson

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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69

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Shit!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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