Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Womens Rights.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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