I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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