Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Well educated black man.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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gay marriage.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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eloise dey.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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