Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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