- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Women's rights.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Yes!

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Yes.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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