Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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I am a n1gger.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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