Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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