What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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