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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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