jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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The BCS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Come In!

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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