Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the jew die Really...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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